“Isn’t a toad a bit of a strange choice for a royal coat of arms?”
“On the contrary, it’s quite appropriate.”
“Is it… like, a symbol of humility?”
“No, it’s an actual toad.”
“An actual toad.”
“Indeed. About thirty feet long, breathes fire, lives in the dungeons below the royal palace. Any would-be heir to the throne must first best it in single combat.“
“You choose your kings by making them fight a giant, fire-breathing toad?“
“And queens, yes. Some regard it as an antiquated legacy of a more barbarous age, but we believe that the strength of character needed to rule can only be cultivated through trial. Facing the toad provides a would-be ruler with valuable perspective on the tribulations to come. The monarch bears its image out of respect.“
“And I suppose the fact that half your royal gallery consists of paintings of toads wearing crowns is out of respect as well.“
I’ve been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes
This process right here??? Cinematic gold.
“Arre yiu dhumm!?” In this essay, I will describe how much of a mood.com this is.
I love that she just gives up on the money like ‘this idiot couldn’t hide dirty underwear if you handed her a laundry hamper, she doesn’t have the money, now I’m back to fucking square one AND I gotta come back tomorrow to make sure she’s locked the damn door’.
It’s Christmas night. The festivities are over, and you walk into a neighboring dimension to unwind. You find me sitting at a piano that plays forwards and backwards at the same time, playing a Christmas song that doesn’t exist in your world.
I love artemis fowl bc the author decided to write about fairies who live underground & have magic, but the coolest thing about them by far is their super tech.
like yeah elves exist but more importantly they have laser weapons
Exactly
I read so many books in the “pre-teen child discovers magical realm and must fight to protect it” genre as a fledgeling
But then Artemis Fowl decided to take that concept and turn it into Mission Impossible, and I think that changed 11-year-old me’s life for good
“preteen child discovers magical realm and immediately decides to kidnap a fairy for a million dollar ransom” BLESS you Eoin Colfer, bless
“preteen child discovers magical realm and decides to exploit it for his own benefit.”
preteen child spends months laying elaborate groundwork to prove the existence of magical realm he has theorized about, so he can exploit it for cash money
Here is my first brass 3D print of a tiny Deku’s gauntlet necklace! I am going to make some adjustments to the 3D model so the details are more pronounced, print it without polishing (to see if the details are less blurred) and make it smaller for the next round.
GIVEAWAY:
I am giving this necklace away for free! Win a chance by reblogging this post! I will choose a reblogger at random on December 20 and ship you this necklace!
I would jus like to say that if you feel like saying something to me you are free to do so.
Just a warning though, I am an anxious and nervous person so it might take a while for me to build up the courage to responded, so I apologize in advance. u.u
Also I post mostly hetalia, sometimes pokemon, a bit of harry potter and supernatural and just about anything that I might like :D
[I don't post pairings but I do have sailing ships]
